Abducted by gods... was it?

How quaint.

Let us not forget, children, that faith in our Lord God is nothing less than an impenetrable shield against strife; to a true believer, these false deities are as threatening as a pleasant breeze.

And that is why a ten percent tithe is merely a suggested baseline.

Anyway.

Nill, dear? I may need to ask you the occasional question over this network. Should that happen, simply tap the microphone once for "yes", twice for "no", three times for "a more detailed answer is necessary, so Heine must be bullied into reading it", or repeatedly for "I am about to be devoured by animals, please do something about them".

...I'm sure that last one won't ever be necessary.

[the terminal is silent, at first; soon, though, a distant-sounding voice comes in]

-is a little joke of yours, Heine, I'm going to be slightly upset. And it isn't usually wise to upset a man who has God's ear.

Where on God's blackened orb-

[fades out again.]

(OOC: So Bishop has no idea where he is. FUNNY. THE WHOLE BLIND THING. Yeah. He'll respond to voice responses and all, but can't see text ones, so... yeah. Also, he's just mumbling to himself at the moment. He's a little crazy, forgive him D: )